As of 34 seconds ago, Sloane had to count to figure out what year it is, and then tried to be sassy by saying "Sir you can come back and then leave again." Totally makes sense. Good one Sloane.
"I'm hungry, and I want something to eat."
"This is so exciting! Oh my gosh I need to get out my brainstorming notebook!"
*fishing with his charging iPhone 5* "Oh look at that! We got a big one, it's pulling me back in! Thats dinner for tonight!" *cowers* "Nooo, it was a good joke."
"That chick so batchet!"
"I just shot that kid in the face." *
* Justified, the kid would not shut up.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Introduction: Some quotes made by Sloane
1.) Scary Movie 5 midnight premiere tonight?
2.) This might sound creepy but I felt your purse last night, it has a nice texture.
3.) The floor is my home.
hqhqhqhqhqhqhqhq (supposed to be hahahahahahahaha)
because I have no friends in precalc and suffer on the floor *
4.) In eighth grade High School Musical 3 came out, and I really wanted to see it, so I found a website and watched it online illegally.
5.) I don't like tea **
6.) Wait there aren't 14 planets? ***
7.) RV is such a classic movie
8.) When I was in kindergarten I would go into the bathroom and see the (Sloan) toilets and I always thought I was named after them
9.) When I was little my parents would have to say 'don't go in the fridge Sloane!'
10.) Are you guys singing High School Musical songs? If you want I can give you the website to listen to them illegally.
* Sloane has a lot (actually the number is zero) of friends in his math class, and he copes with this by laying on the floor, like a freak.
** Sloane is actually addicted to tea, he was trying to be funny, and failed.
*** I wish I could say that he was joking
2.) This might sound creepy but I felt your purse last night, it has a nice texture.
3.) The floor is my home.
hqhqhqhqhqhqhqhq (supposed to be hahahahahahahaha)
because I have no friends in precalc and suffer on the floor *
4.) In eighth grade High School Musical 3 came out, and I really wanted to see it, so I found a website and watched it online illegally.
5.) I don't like tea **
6.) Wait there aren't 14 planets? ***
7.) RV is such a classic movie
8.) When I was in kindergarten I would go into the bathroom and see the (Sloan) toilets and I always thought I was named after them
9.) When I was little my parents would have to say 'don't go in the fridge Sloane!'
10.) Are you guys singing High School Musical songs? If you want I can give you the website to listen to them illegally.
* Sloane has a lot (actually the number is zero) of friends in his math class, and he copes with this by laying on the floor, like a freak.
** Sloane is actually addicted to tea, he was trying to be funny, and failed.
*** I wish I could say that he was joking
WELCOME
Greetings all! Welcome to this blog, quoting the Stupid Things That Sloane Says.
Lets start off with a little background of the "funny" things Sloane says. These quotes are extremely rare, so if you happen to witness one, consider yourself lucky.
Lets start off with a little background of the "funny" things Sloane says. These quotes are extremely rare, so if you happen to witness one, consider yourself lucky.
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